So I had to help my dad clean up the termites eggs, and pick up some wood in the crawlspace. It is freaking dusty and painful down there. Crawling around there, it felt like I was doing a tough mudder event. I had to squeeze through a tight space, and my butt was kind of big. It was fun trying to slide through.
As for what I looked like? See the picture, my dad gave me his old clothes, and this bag that I poked two holes for eyes. It was pretty nasty, because there were a lot of dead spiders and their dead meals in there that I was brushing away with a crappy broom.